Saturday, March 22, 2008

WEIGHT LOSS CONTRACT

  1. This contract marks the agreement between one KWAN XXXX XXXX, one WEN XXXXXXX and one WEN XXXXX.
  2. The abovementioned persons agree to work on their respective personal weight loss for their own health benefit.
  3. The result of the weight loss will be evaluated on 13 AUGUST 2008.
  4. The evaluation of the weight loss will be threefold: by definite WEIGHT LOSS in KILOGRAMMES; by BODY MASS INDEX (BMI); by WAIST TO HIP RATIO.
  5. The result will be evaluated by the amount of loss in each of the abovementioned factors for each person.
  6. The person with the greatest loss in WEIGHT, BMI and WAIST TO HIP RATIO will be the Winner, and therefore be awarded with SGD$1000.00
  7. Current WEIGHT, BMI and WAIST TO HIP RATIO:
    (undisclosed due to security classification: TOP SECRET)
  8. The other two persons will have to award SGD$1000.00 to the Winner by the inverse ratio of their weight loss i.e. the more weight loss, the less one pays.
  9. Proportion of payment will be according to the inverse proportion of weight loss.
  10. All the abovementioned persons are bound to the terms of this contract and are to do their utmost in losing weight.
Talk about motivation to lose weight!

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